If Facebook causes cancer, porn prevents it

Mr Phang taught us about headlines, he said headline is to attract readers to read your articles or ads, so I'm using the "curiosity" type of headline.....wOOt!
Ok ok, enough of that craps.
My partner, Rachel, has wrote a post that is about social networks can harm health, mentally and physically. So I went to look for more information on this issues because I think everyone is concerning their health in every ways.....
and then I saw this article....
According to this article, yes, it is true that some of the experts did researches that showed people are easily to get cancer, strokes or heart disease if they keep playing SNS such as Facebook because it reducing levels of face-to-face contact, and by not meeting up with real people will increased isolation that alter the way genes work and upset immune responses, hormone levels and the function of arteries. It could also impair mental performance.
But if we're going to take this internet cancer stuff seriously, why don't we look at the other side of the coin? Because it turns out that internet porn can prevent cancer. Hooray!
According to the australian researchers, "men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation".
And what do people do when they want to masturbate? Mostly they will be going to XXX web sites....
All these information on getting cancer and preventing cancer are scientifically proved.
So what do you think? LOL.....I LMAO when I was reading the article....kind of making sense actually...

-Siew Ching-

References: Techradar, World of tech news, article on 19 February 2009, "If Facebook can cure cancer, porn prevents it," Retrieved 28 February 2009.
URL:http://www.techradar.com/news/world-of-tech/if-facebook-causes-cancer-porn-prevents-it-533741